|parent:||why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends|
|me:||well they turned into a cunt|
I lay on the bed and lost myself in the stories. I liked that. Books were safer than other people anyway.
Are you fucking kidding me.
I FUCKING TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU-
There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust each other this much.
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE GUY IN THE BACK THAT HAS A FUCKING WOMAN ON HIS HEAD AND HE STANDS UP WITHOUT HER FALLING LIKE ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT